Words From Helen

Came back from holidays to this cold and snowy weather.  Winter tires are great!

Why are boxing rings square?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? 

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.